Has daddy lost his masculinity?
It's a new era. Perhaps daddy is part of a new generation of girl power culture eclipsed by dopey Sex and the City, women are now empowered to be both ballsy and girly.
Meanwhile, daddy feels emasculated wondering whatever happened to traditionalism when guys get to be babied by their wives and never have to change a diaper. I suspect it's the recent welcome addition of Colin but nowadays, daddy is in a 'yes dear mode' and feeling he's been deposed. But look at what the repressed modern married man goes through; case in point when Madonna lays down the law for Ritchie. Now married men with careers are doing more child care than their fathers ever did.
Re-casted as a maid, Daddy's daily grind consists of feeding, cleaning, and everything in between short of breast feeding. Lesson to self - I'm only 3 so enjoy life to its fullest each and everyday. More Barney, more Thomas the train, more Oswald and more chocolate milk while its still good. So what's a guy to do? Daddy tells me that instead of tapping into the roguish instincts within, embrace it ... much like me after weeks of good behavior, when my sensitive side is getting back in touch with my inner pig, I need to squash it.
There's no turning back, no recourse because men are no longer just fighting the war of the sexes. As for daddy, it's all about finding new ways to act out in an assortment of pathetic increments for approval. That gulp you hear...its coming from Daddy because if mum ever gets a hold of this, she'll make the daily de-ballsing look like a walk in the park.
Over and out.
This entry was posted
on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 7:59 PM.
You can skip to the end and leave a response.
Daddy,
Your mug is the first dai lo and I saw coming down the water slide of life but mums the superwoman who spawned us. Next time if you can't remember whose turn it is to change the diaper, suck it up spectator.
Colin Yee
» Post a Comment